2-19-15: So you arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter is squinting at his ledger. He looks up. “Old Man Thrugbottom, your business competitor. He came by here awhile ago. It says here he paid his people dirt. He fired them when they had to take care of sick kids. He cared about his business, but not about his people. I sent him down that long, long stairway over there. Perhaps in a few hundred years that old fish will warm up a little bit. Now, what should I do with you?”
